Zola's Night
A one-of-a-kind song, made just for Zola — and kept forever.
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Hattie's Rules
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How it works
Make and send their party Ditty in 3 simple steps.
You tell us about them, we do the rest.
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Step 01
Tell the story
Who it’s for, the occasion, the details that make them them. Two minutes.
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Step 02
We write the song
Original music and lyrics in the style you pick. Ready in minutes.
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Step 03
Send it with an e-card
Choose an e-card, personalize it, add a note, deliver it to their inbox.
What you get
Everything that arrives, from $9.
- A complete song with their name sung in it, from about a minute to about four
- Your choice of musical style and singer
- A hand-painted digital card you can edit — 248 party designs to pick from
- Choice of envelope and animated player — retro vinyl, cassette or reel-to-reel
- Printable keepsakes — a gold disc with the lyrics and a scannable player
- An MP3 to download and keep
- A license to play it at your party
Written and sung by AI from what you tell us. We say so plainly, because you will hear it and because the part that matters — the details — came from you.
Prices shown in US dollars. In the UK, Europe, Australia, Canada and New Zealand you are charged in your own currency at checkout.
What it does with them
How one detail becomes a line.
The kind of thing people type about a party, and the kind of line it comes back as. Written examples — the songs above are the real ones.
You writeIt is her house everyone always ends up at
It singsEvery night ends up here, and nobody plans it
You writeHe has told the same story for a decade
It singsTell it again, we all know it, tell it anyway
You writeShe is the one who books everything for everyone
It singsNothing happens until you put it in the calendar
Before you ask
Questions people ask.
Can I play it through a speaker at the venue?
Yes, download the MP3 rather than relying on the venue wifi, and give it to whoever runs the music.
How do I stop it being embarrassing?
Read the lyrics before the night. You see them before you pay, and you can change the brief and have it re-sung if a detail is too much.
Does this work for a surprise party?
Yes, and it solves the moment everybody dreads, which is the speech. Have it ready to play when the room quiets down and nobody has to hold a microphone or remember what they meant to say.
Can it be about a group rather than one person?
Yes. Name three or four people and what each is known for and they all appear, which is what makes it work played out loud rather than given to one guest.
How do I introduce it on the night?
Say who it is for and press play. It explains itself within about two lines, and any preamble longer than that competes with the thing you are introducing.
What if the guest of honour hates attention?
Send the link privately that morning instead. They get the whole thing without a room watching their face, which for some people is the difference between a good gift and an ordeal.
How much does a personalized song cost?
Three lengths: $9 for about a minute, $29 for about two minutes, and $49 for about four minutes, with more re-records and an ending that signs off from you by name. One payment, no subscription.
How long does it take?
Minutes. You answer the questions, read the words, and the recording is made while you wait, there is no queue and no human songwriter to book. Most people finish the whole thing in under a quarter of an hour.
Is it written by a person or by AI?
AI writes and sings it from the details you give. We say so on every page rather than burying it, because you will hear it in the vocal. What is not automated is the part that makes it land: the specifics come from you, and you read the words before you pay.
What if I do not like it?
You see the first verse and chorus before paying, so the usual answer is to change your answers and go again for nothing. After paying, the Little and Big Ditty include re-records if a take comes out wrong.
Can I keep it, and does the link expire?
It does not expire. You get an MP3 to download and a link you can share, and we keep the song indefinitely, there is no window you have to act inside.
Can I play it at a party or an event?
Yes. It comes with a licence to play it at your own event, and the MP3 is yours to hand to a DJ or put on a phone. Use the download rather than the link if the venue wifi is unreliable.
Two minutes to tell their story.
We write it, sing it, and paint the card. You take the credit. From $9.
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