Too Seriously
A one-of-a-kind song, made just for Ferdie — and kept forever.
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King of the Cul-de-Sac
A one-of-a-kind song, made just for Dermot — and kept forever.
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Dolores Runs Halloween Street
A one-of-a-kind song, made just for Dolores — and kept forever.
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Pan de Muerto for Salvador
A one-of-a-kind song, made just for Salvador — and kept forever.
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One More House
A one-of-a-kind song, made just for Rami — and kept forever.
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Small Monster, Rise and Roar
A one-of-a-kind song, made just for Haru — and kept forever.
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How it works
Make and send their Halloween Ditty in 3 simple steps.
You tell us about them, we do the rest.
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Step 01
Tell the story
Who it’s for, the occasion, the details that make them them. Two minutes.
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Step 02
We write the song
Original music and lyrics in the style you pick. Ready in minutes.
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Step 03
Send it with an e-card
Choose an e-card, personalize it, add a note, deliver it to their inbox.
What you get
Everything that arrives, from $9.
- A complete song with their name sung in it, from about a minute to about four
- Your choice of musical style and singer
- A hand-painted digital card you can edit — 1,332 Halloween designs to pick from
- Choice of envelope and animated player — retro vinyl, cassette or reel-to-reel
- Printable keepsakes — a gold disc with the lyrics and a scannable player
- An MP3 to download and keep
- A license to play it at your party
Written and sung by AI from what you tell us. We say so plainly, because you will hear it and because the part that matters — the details — came from you.
Prices shown in US dollars. In the UK, Europe, Australia, Canada and New Zealand you are charged in your own currency at checkout.
What it does with them
How one detail becomes a line.
The kind of thing people type about a Halloween, and the kind of line it comes back as. Written examples — the songs above are the real ones.
You writeSpent three weeks building the costume
It singsThree weeks of cardboard and glue for one night out
You writeTerrified of moths but not of horror films
It singsYou will watch anything, then run from a moth
You writeHides the good sweets from the trick-or-treaters
It singsThe good ones never make it to the bowl
Before you ask
Questions people ask.
Is this suitable for children?
It can be, say so in the brief and pick a playful style, and you get something closer to a cartoon theme tune than a horror soundtrack. You read the words before you pay.
Can it be genuinely creepy for an adult?
Yes. Choose a darker musical style and say you want it sinister; the writing follows the brief.
Can it be about a pet in a costume?
Yes, and those are some of the better ones. Describe the costume, the indignity and the reaction, and it comes back as a proper song rather than a novelty.
Is this only useful in October?
Mostly, though people order them for horror fans year round and for Halloween birthdays in particular. Nothing about it is dated to the month.
What if I want it funny rather than scary?
Say so and pick a playful style. Most Halloween songs made here are comic, closer to a cartoon theme than a horror soundtrack, and you read the words before you pay.
Can it be for a Halloween birthday?
Yes, and it is worth saying in the brief that the birthday is the occasion and Halloween is the theme, or you get a spooky song that forgets to mention the birthday.
How much does a personalized song cost?
Three lengths: $9 for about a minute, $29 for about two minutes, and $49 for about four minutes, with more re-records and an ending that signs off from you by name. One payment, no subscription.
How long does it take?
Minutes. You answer the questions, read the words, and the recording is made while you wait, there is no queue and no human songwriter to book. Most people finish the whole thing in under a quarter of an hour.
Is it written by a person or by AI?
AI writes and sings it from the details you give. We say so on every page rather than burying it, because you will hear it in the vocal. What is not automated is the part that makes it land: the specifics come from you, and you read the words before you pay.
What if I do not like it?
You see the first verse and chorus before paying, so the usual answer is to change your answers and go again for nothing. After paying, the Little and Big Ditty include re-records if a take comes out wrong.
Can I keep it, and does the link expire?
It does not expire. You get an MP3 to download and a link you can share, and we keep the song indefinitely, there is no window you have to act inside.
Can I play it at a party or an event?
Yes. It comes with a licence to play it at your own event, and the MP3 is yours to hand to a DJ or put on a phone. Use the download rather than the link if the venue wifi is unreliable.
Two minutes to tell their story.
We write it, sing it, and paint the card. You take the credit. From $9.
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